So... I was listening to the Black Album this evening and it came to "Don't Tread on Me" and I was thinking about how it was the perfect Murica song, and then I had a sudden moment of inspiration...: Murrica... and I was like that needs to be a fursona. The obvious route to go would be like a star spangled bald eagle, but I just want to see it happen :D
One thing people always forget about science: science never demands a rational explanation for anything. To science anything is possible... including magic... especially magic.
So, we've got an overweight bald (literally) eagle with an American flag pattern across his chest/head. A cheese burger in one hand, a Playboy in the other, A revolver at his hip and an M-16 on a sling over his shoulder. Honestly believing himself to be a nice guy, he unintentionally ends up insulting everyone with his attempts to "fix" everyone else's issues whether they want him to or not. Not even the least bit worldly, he is secure in the knowledge that his way is the best way and everyone else "jus' don't know no better".