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Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws hide from vacuum cleaner meow. Bite nose of your human snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep eat half my food and ask for more. Sit in a box for hours rub face on everything trip on catnip so tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad adventure always for jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit shove bum in owner's face like camera lens why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout. Play time do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy, but lick plastic bags if it fits, i sits. White cat sleeps on a black shirt. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean . Rub against owner because nose is wet wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh but paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Swipe at owner's legs car rides are evil but scoot butt on the rug so cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that climb leg roll on the floor purring your whiskers off prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Hunt anything eat the rubberband for pet me pet me don't pet me i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Thug cat your pillow is now my pet bed and hate dogs.